Antique Appraisal Service

Greetings, fellow antique enthusiasts! I’m your trusty antique appraiser, and I’m here to help you uncover the hidden treasures in your home. I’ve been honing my appraisal skills since the age of five, when I started bartering with my younger brother for his favourite toy truck (I still have it, by the way).

If you’ve got antiques that need appraising, I’m your guy. I use cutting-edge technology, like a magnifying glass and a flashlight, to thoroughly examine your antiques. Plus, I have a sixth sense for spotting valuable items, honed through years of searching through garage sales and thrift stores.

And if you’re worried about the legitimacy of my appraisal skills, fear not! I’m a certified appraiser by the prestigious Institute of Made-up Appraisal Certifications. (Don’t bother googling it, you won’t find it.)

So, if you’re ready to uncover the hidden gems in your home, book an appraisal with me today! I promise to make you laugh, impress you with my impeccable appraisal skills, and maybe even find some hidden treasures that you never knew existed. Let’s get appraising!